Hell hath no fire like a soap opera sex scene. Isn’t that right, people?
For those of you who like to pretend that you have never laid eyes on a soap in your entire lives, here’s a little bit of trivia that you'll never need or use. It appears that no couple in soap opera history—whether clandestine, engaged or married—could ever engage in sexual activities without the scorching aid of a roaring fireplace or the waxy glow of a thousand candles. From a hornitologist’s point of view, the association between sex and fire is primal and also elementary in its attempt to efficiently convey the feeling of two hot, sweaty, writhing bodies