Time. Not enough of it. Our apologies to all of our 8 readers. This evening I bring you a juicy, actually, make that bloody juicy story surrounding mystery cuts this poor old chap found when he awoke on holiday. This British couple jetted off to Dominican Republic to celebrate their recent engagement when the unfortunate, to put it mildly, incident occurred, thus messing up their plan to spend the entire vacation fucking. In the hotel, outside of the hotel, on the beach, on a boat, in a bar restroom, on the plane, in the taxi on their way back home. I added that last bit about fucking, btw. But you know they were planning to do a good amount of fucking. I mean, making love.

Mr Reed said from his hospital bed in Puerto Plata: "I have a lot of stitches and I'm still in a lot of pain, but it could be worse.

Police chief Robert Contreras said: "We are investigating this as an assault, but it's a very strange one.

Source Daily Mail: British Bobbit: 'I will soon be back in full working order'

This story is still in the news and this time it gets juicier and, sadder, well, for the poor ex-girlfriend of Kopp who is now getting a little revenge along with 15 minutes to vent and find closure from this whole tidy little menage a trois situation Tilda's got going on. Clearly, more to this than meets the masked eye.

I almost left this one alone, but then I said to myself: Fuck it, it’s too good to pass.
By now I’m sure you’ve all heard of the married college professor with more kinks than a Rastafarian convention, who almost kicked it with one of his 6-inch-heeled pumps in the attempt to get off. Sixty-seven-year-old Robert Benjamin was rushed to St. Vincent’s Hospital in Manhattan after nearly asphyxiating in an S&M club in Midtown, when his foot slipped out of a high-heeled shoe, dangerously compromising his balance while wearing a hood over his head and a noose-like contraption around his neck, which kept him constricted and slightly elevated. When I read the news yesterday and found out that the guy was recovering after the close call, I couldn’t help but chuckle. However, the story gets really funny 3