As of this very moment, MyClandestine.com is accepting submissions of your most creative clandestine snapshots.

JUST REMEMBER:

1) Be sexy NOT sleazy;
2) Be naughty NOT nasty;
3) And most importantly, ALWAYS keep it clandestine. Make sure all subjects’ faces in your photos are concealed by masks, blindfolds, hair, scarves, limbs, pillows, paper bags, oven mitts, kittens, fish bowls, Diddy’s bling, JLo’s baby bump, Tom Cruise’s ego, Hannah Montana’s wig, the Hilton Sisters, the Jonas Brothers… or whatever strikes your twisted fancy. Just use your imagination and don’t forget to have plenty raunchy fun. We’ll post only the best submissions; so keep checking in with us to see if your clandid moment has made the cut.

Email us: clandid.camera@gmail.com