Sir Michael Gambon, who famously played Dumbledore in the Harry Potter films, has been reported in the UK tabloids to be publicly enjoying a special relationship of the Tilda Swinton-kind.

Nothing new regarding the ménage à trois situation, as It's commonly known that this is just the way it is within the upper class. Mistresses and lovers are simply part and parcel of stuffy society marriages. We just simply have to applaud 67 year old, Sir Dumbledore, for being able to keep it up, in more ways than one, with his girlfriend who is 25 years his junior, who also recently gave birth to their son.

This latest trend has some health experts worried that these women could put their health at risk. It's a procedure that has not been thoroughly tested or researched. The risks and side effects are unknown. Women are greeted with a two page document listing 68 risks associated with this new procedure which, can range from "No effect at all", to "Sexual dysfunction". So what is it? Click to read on.. you'll be troubled to read of this dangerous new procedure.

"EVER wondered what would happen if a man proposed to his girlfriend at a major sports event or on live television and she said no."
Click here to see what happened: Public proposal gone wrong

A few more choice stories and sites from the internets:

A 22 year old's view on becoming a pick-up artist: Becoming A Pick-Up Artist

Would you like write an obituary for an old relationship? Relationship Obituaries

Divorce gone bad: Love gone wrong

She's in the news why? Well, because this not so honorable lady has made it her business to marry rich men, divorce them quickly taking almost half of their fortunes, and so forth, making her a very rich lady.

This M&M (man & money) eater, (ha! I think I've coined a new phrase) amassed over 30 million dollars from her previous three quick marriages. She then set out to kick that bank balance up some more when she set up a new business, I mean, married hubby No. 4,, Stuart Crossley. He popped the question after only three months of meeting her and now two years later they're battling it out in the British High Court.

He soon realized that they were incompatible and thus wisely 'forgot' to tell her about "tens of millions" sitting in offshore accounts - which she now claims could be in the figure of 120 million dollars.

An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly woman whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE:

JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

YOUR LOVING HUSBAND

P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE

Source: Funny Love Story Wrong Email

Thanks Walaa Its Johnny

The NY Times is reporting a fresh sex scandal story on McCain today. Gasp. Shock. Yaaaawwn. Ooooh. DId someone say, 'harder'?.

Some hot juice has been licked and moved closer to point of entry. McCain are you readying yourself? The story sparks new hints of a romantic affair between the two.

I love me some political sex scandal. It's just so fun to read about this kind of play for about a minute.

Source: For McCain, Self-Confidence on Ethics Poses Its Own Risk

Author Sandra Levi recently published a book based on her life of growing up with her father, the cheating rabbi. The story, as sad as it is, for all it's clandestine twists and turns, could easily be made into a pretty dark and funny comedy. I'd pay to see it. Any film makers out there looking for a fresh idea?

The story came out in the tabloid, The Daily Mail a few days ago and, I could not resist without honoring it with a posting on our site. Sadly and (not that) shocking, is that the author in question, has been heavily criticized by her father's congregation for outing him and the true story of what went down, I mean, who did the in and out with, the randy rabbi.

Pink and her husband, motocross racer Carey Hart, have called it quits after 21 months of marriage. Are we surprised? I didn't think so. I think she knows the gigs up and should just walk openly hand in hand with her latest kitty (and I mean the two-legged kind).

The pair were rumored to be fighting because of his cheating ways and because they spent so much time apart. I really have no f-ing clue what the hell she saw in this guy. Does this man look to you like he knows how to use his tools properly?

Hey sexy people, I know, I know, all half dozen of you are thinking, what happened with today's postings? Well, we were busy with non-computer related things (it's called having a life), so don't get your masks all in a twist... sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. Anyhow, I'm gonna play a little catch up.. humor us, please, and pretend that this shit is all new news to you.

So, let's start with Cruisey-poo's. You know, there's one thing that always makes us laugh, and that is, money can buy you a lot of things, but happiness? credibility? popularity? Can't say that he looks that awfully unhappy spending all those greens, But that's a nil point, and a nil point again for this feeble attempt to buy him some credibility and popularity (with the heteros).

Yeah I know. It's over and it's so two weeks ago (kinda). But you know there's nothing like learning from others, I say, and with that, dear readers, I have some more choice stories to share with you as a result of the dreaded V-Day.

I promise this is it for the year. Some stories are old, some are new but there are lessons here to be learned, so don't forget to keep those masks peeled! Enjoy.