Time. Not enough of it. Our apologies to all of our 8 readers. This evening I bring you a juicy, actually, make that bloody juicy story surrounding mystery cuts this poor old chap found when he awoke on holiday. This British couple jetted off to Dominican Republic to celebrate their recent engagement when the unfortunate, to put it mildly, incident occurred, thus messing up their plan to spend the entire vacation fucking. In the hotel, outside of the hotel, on the beach, on a boat, in a bar restroom, on the plane, in the taxi on their way back home. I added that last bit about fucking, btw. But you know they were planning to do a good amount of fucking. I mean, making love.

Mr Reed said from his hospital bed in Puerto Plata: "I have a lot of stitches and I'm still in a lot of pain, but it could be worse.

Police chief Robert Contreras said: "We are investigating this as an assault, but it's a very strange one.

Source Daily Mail: British Bobbit: 'I will soon be back in full working order'

A law expert is urging for privacy protection law as a result of the photo leak scandal which hit Hong Kong January 27 and spread like wildsperm, I mean, wildfire. Hundred of photos were stolen and leaked when fallen star Edison Chen's Apple laptop computer went in for repairs.

The roughly 1,300 pics and videos featuring dozens of stars and pop-icons including a niece of a tycoon who many believe have ties to the mob. Chen, 27, issued a public apology last week and stated he would indefinitely bow out of the entertainment industry.

Yu Guofu, a lawyer with the Beijing-based Internet Society of China, claims the law
could have prevented "unredeemable damage" to children as well as the "bad
influence" on adults as a result of the pornographic photos of celebrities having sexy
time with each other.

Chinese police have so far apprehended 11 people for allegedly buying and
selling the photos and discs. There are also rumors Cheng may have leaked the
photos in an attempt to boost his image internationally.

Whew. Sounds like quite a photo leak as a result of brain leak - through his you know what.

Source: China Daily

The political sex scandal in Greece over the chief of staff at the Culture Ministry's affair is about to get more juicier. Zahapoulos' former press secretary has been slapped with felony charges for her attempt to sell a sex video to a distributor as well as a top-selling newspaper. Evi Tsekou has been in custody since December 20 on blackmail charges.

Mr Zachopoulos was a key official in the campaign for the return of the Elgin Marbles, and thus the scandal took a fresh turn when John Carr's of The Times implied in his January 9th article Sex, lies and DVDs shake culture ministry in Greece, that the scandal undermined the argument for the return of the Elgin Marbles.

Tsekou is denying all charges and is "claiming that the original material that she had recorded was a video tape and had been copied without her consent during her visit to the "Proto Thema" newspaper".

Sir Michael Gambon, who famously played Dumbledore in the Harry Potter films, has been reported in the UK tabloids to be publicly enjoying a special relationship of the Tilda Swinton-kind.

Nothing new regarding the ménage à trois situation, as It's commonly known that this is just the way it is within the upper class. Mistresses and lovers are simply part and parcel of stuffy society marriages. We just simply have to applaud 67 year old, Sir Dumbledore, for being able to keep it up, in more ways than one, with his girlfriend who is 25 years his junior, who also recently gave birth to their son.

The NY Times is reporting a fresh sex scandal story on McCain today. Gasp. Shock. Yaaaawwn. Ooooh. DId someone say, 'harder'?.

Some hot juice has been licked and moved closer to point of entry. McCain are you readying yourself? The story sparks new hints of a romantic affair between the two.

I love me some political sex scandal. It's just so fun to read about this kind of play for about a minute.

Source: For McCain, Self-Confidence on Ethics Poses Its Own Risk

Author Sandra Levi recently published a book based on her life of growing up with her father, the cheating rabbi. The story, as sad as it is, for all it's clandestine twists and turns, could easily be made into a pretty dark and funny comedy. I'd pay to see it. Any film makers out there looking for a fresh idea?

The story came out in the tabloid, The Daily Mail a few days ago and, I could not resist without honoring it with a posting on our site. Sadly and (not that) shocking, is that the author in question, has been heavily criticized by her father's congregation for outing him and the true story of what went down, I mean, who did the in and out with, the randy rabbi.

Pink and her husband, motocross racer Carey Hart, have called it quits after 21 months of marriage. Are we surprised? I didn't think so. I think she knows the gigs up and should just walk openly hand in hand with her latest kitty (and I mean the two-legged kind).

The pair were rumored to be fighting because of his cheating ways and because they spent so much time apart. I really have no f-ing clue what the hell she saw in this guy. Does this man look to you like he knows how to use his tools properly?

Hey sexy people, I know, I know, all half dozen of you are thinking, what happened with today's postings? Well, we were busy with non-computer related things (it's called having a life), so don't get your masks all in a twist... sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. Anyhow, I'm gonna play a little catch up.. humor us, please, and pretend that this shit is all new news to you.

So, let's start with Cruisey-poo's. You know, there's one thing that always makes us laugh, and that is, money can buy you a lot of things, but happiness? credibility? popularity? Can't say that he looks that awfully unhappy spending all those greens, But that's a nil point, and a nil point again for this feeble attempt to buy him some credibility and popularity (with the heteros).

This story is still in the news and this time it gets juicier and, sadder, well, for the poor ex-girlfriend of Kopp who is now getting a little revenge along with 15 minutes to vent and find closure from this whole tidy little menage a trois situation Tilda's got going on. Clearly, more to this than meets the masked eye.

I almost left this one alone, but then I said to myself: Fuck it, it’s too good to pass.
By now I’m sure you’ve all heard of the married college professor with more kinks than a Rastafarian convention, who almost kicked it with one of his 6-inch-heeled pumps in the attempt to get off. Sixty-seven-year-old Robert Benjamin was rushed to St. Vincent’s Hospital in Manhattan after nearly asphyxiating in an S&M club in Midtown, when his foot slipped out of a high-heeled shoe, dangerously compromising his balance while wearing a hood over his head and a noose-like contraption around his neck, which kept him constricted and slightly elevated. When I read the news yesterday and found out that the guy was recovering after the close call, I couldn’t help but chuckle. However, the story gets really funny 3