Fresh off the NY Post vine, but stale old gossip on the street, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are apparently an item! That wouldn't mean much in tabloid land if Sam were short for Samuel, but for those of you who live in caves (are you listening, Osama?), Sam in Ronson's case is short for Samantha. Samantha

EXTRA, EXTRA, read all about it! Politicians with financial means like to pay hookers in exchange for sexual favors!!!
I know, I know, the Albany scandals are no longer news today, and they shouldn’t have been news when they first broke out either. Come on, people, are we really

Damn it! “Inside Edition” did it again and managed to extort the exclusive of the week: former child star Gary Coleman is secretly married!
Wait, before you say “who cares?” and click off, read what the bride has to say about their clandestine wedding vows, exchanged back in August on a mountaintop in Nevada. Apparently, 22-year-old Shannon Price, the young 5-foot-seven, red-headed

There’s nothing phony about unbearably talented 47-year-old Tilda Swinton. For years now, she’s been overtly enjoying the perks of her open marriage to her partner of 18 years, John Byrne, who’s also the father of her 10-year-old twins, Xavier and Honor. Their marriage is by all definitions successful, even if Swinton and Byrne, who is 21 years his wife’s senior, don’t

Sadly, Amy Fisher (a.k.a. that BUTT-face whose BUTT BUTT-afuoco used to tap) has a place in the Clandestine community. A rather infamous place, since she’s in violation of Clandestines’ seventh commandment: “Thou shalt not shoot people in the head after you fuck

It’s a wig! It’s a weave! It’s SUPERHEAD!
Look what I scavenged today in the NY Post. After recounting the adventures of her butt-clapping years in “The Vixen Diaries” and “Confessions of a Video Vixen”, notorious rap video star, Karrine Steffans, a.k.a. Superhead, failed to work up the courage to go on Starz’ talk show, “Ryan Cameron Uncensored”, to

Broken news! Dodi Al-Fayed was boning a lingerie model, while he was trying to get into Diana’s pants! And the question on everybody’s mind is (or should be): Will these two ever rest in peace?
Seriously now, is it just me or has the couple Dodi Al-Fayed-Princess Diana become the Tupac Shakur of the tabloids? Just like the deceased rapper keeps magically churning out never-before-released material from his six-feet-under recording studio, Dodi & Di seem to be still constantly at the center of new scandals and gossip, despite their untimely death back in 1997.
According to court papers, a transcript of a 20-minute taped phone call between Kelly Fisher (the above mentioned model) and Dodi possibly reveals that, while the Harrods’ heir was

When it comes to Hollywood relationships, between all the “we’re just friends” and the shameless denials, it’s hard to keep track of who is and who isn’t doing whom. If the trysts last long enough, and the twosomes get bolder, sooner or later we end up with a bunch of pictures of the canoodling, face-sucking celebrities. But even then, couples caught in flagrante delicto might still deny the incriminating evidence (like what Jennifer Lopez and Marc Antony did after blurry sniper

Could it be true? Could it?!? There’s no hard evidence to prove it beyond any reasonable doubt, and neither party has yet confirmed it (if anything they both said that they're just friends), but the web’s all abuzz with the next cougar-boytoy sensation: Elle Mcpherson and Vito Schnabel.
At a gorgeous 44, the gracefully aging supermodel has been linked with none other than the 21-year-old puppy of Julian Schnabel, the Oscar-nominated director of this year’s simply brilliant “The Diving

Just the other day, we were wondering: whatever happened to the long overdue Jodi Foster-Cydney Bernard official debut? Only a couple of months ago, Ms. Foster, rather than storming out of the closet—as she probably should have after 44 long years of strict closetdom—timidly popped her head out for just a sec during her acceptance speech for the Sherry Lansing Leadership Award. On that occasion, if you all remember, she finally decided that it was time to publicly acknowledge the mere existence of her partner of 14 years and co-parent to her 2 children with a few (very few) words of thanks addressed to “my beautiful Cydney”. Was the message unequivocal? No. But it was clear enough. Reportedly, her heartfelt speech moved many women in the audience to tears (some were probably crying because after finally confirming their most wishful suspicions about Jodi Foster’s