Fresh off the NY Post vine, but stale old gossip on the street, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are apparently an item! That wouldn't mean much in tabloid land if Sam were short for Samuel, but for those of you who live in caves (are you listening, Osama?), Sam in Ronson's case is short for Samantha. Samantha

It's that time of the week again! What better way to kick off the weekend than to leave you a few choice links from the wonderful weird wired world. Have fun browsing.... online, offline, your self, your lover(s)... you get the idea!

"The Sex Olympics"

Funny Sex Games: Adult-Theme Scavenger Hunt

Seduction Secrets: How To Have Women BEG You For It

Colombian reality show rewards dirtiest sex

Viagra Joke

101 Things You Shouldn't Say During Sex

EXTRA, EXTRA, read all about it! Politicians with financial means like to pay hookers in exchange for sexual favors!!!
I know, I know, the Albany scandals are no longer news today, and they shouldn’t have been news when they first broke out either. Come on, people, are we really

Time. Not enough of it. Our apologies to all of our 8 readers. This evening I bring you a juicy, actually, make that bloody juicy story surrounding mystery cuts this poor old chap found when he awoke on holiday. This British couple jetted off to Dominican Republic to celebrate their recent engagement when the unfortunate, to put it mildly, incident occurred, thus messing up their plan to spend the entire vacation fucking. In the hotel, outside of the hotel, on the beach, on a boat, in a bar restroom, on the plane, in the taxi on their way back home. I added that last bit about fucking, btw. But you know they were planning to do a good amount of fucking. I mean, making love.

Mr Reed said from his hospital bed in Puerto Plata: "I have a lot of stitches and I'm still in a lot of pain, but it could be worse.

Police chief Robert Contreras said: "We are investigating this as an assault, but it's a very strange one.

Source Daily Mail: British Bobbit: 'I will soon be back in full working order'

A law expert is urging for privacy protection law as a result of the photo leak scandal which hit Hong Kong January 27 and spread like wildsperm, I mean, wildfire. Hundred of photos were stolen and leaked when fallen star Edison Chen's Apple laptop computer went in for repairs.

The roughly 1,300 pics and videos featuring dozens of stars and pop-icons including a niece of a tycoon who many believe have ties to the mob. Chen, 27, issued a public apology last week and stated he would indefinitely bow out of the entertainment industry.

Yu Guofu, a lawyer with the Beijing-based Internet Society of China, claims the law
could have prevented "unredeemable damage" to children as well as the "bad
influence" on adults as a result of the pornographic photos of celebrities having sexy
time with each other.

Chinese police have so far apprehended 11 people for allegedly buying and
selling the photos and discs. There are also rumors Cheng may have leaked the
photos in an attempt to boost his image internationally.

Whew. Sounds like quite a photo leak as a result of brain leak - through his you know what.

Source: China Daily

The political sex scandal in Greece over the chief of staff at the Culture Ministry's affair is about to get more juicier. Zahapoulos' former press secretary has been slapped with felony charges for her attempt to sell a sex video to a distributor as well as a top-selling newspaper. Evi Tsekou has been in custody since December 20 on blackmail charges.

Mr Zachopoulos was a key official in the campaign for the return of the Elgin Marbles, and thus the scandal took a fresh turn when John Carr's of The Times implied in his January 9th article Sex, lies and DVDs shake culture ministry in Greece, that the scandal undermined the argument for the return of the Elgin Marbles.

Tsekou is denying all charges and is "claiming that the original material that she had recorded was a video tape and had been copied without her consent during her visit to the "Proto Thema" newspaper".

The raunchy clothing line are bringing out some more "ass statements".
The company, created and designed by former Philosophy professor Sarah Esmahan Hamady. has based her inspiration on her philosophy of creating a fashion line "free of restrictions and self doubt".

Click here to check out her latest pieces. If you're in NYC, bring your sexy ass (and lovers sexy ass) down to 147 Orchard Street for some fun and games in the changing room.

Remember the good old days when that hot and steamy encounter left some juicy, umm, news to gloat over with your closest girlfriends? Those whispery, giggly chats were to be delightfully and deliciously devoured amongst the select only. Then of-course, house or close-by dorm mates would almost certainly be in the know. Raised eyebrows over 'good morning' nods to the bathroom would either be met with smirks or dark under eye circles. Yet those special stories were almost always enjoyable to share (and they still are), but amongst close friends only. Well, not so anymore.

To honor this fact, todays posting, actually make that, this evenings posting, will be dedicated to sex. Did we hear applause? Thanks. Enjoy the pickings.

Heard of Air Guitar? Well, how about Air Sex?

A guide to green sex

Homemade sex toys here, and here.

The pièce de résistance.